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Charlie Lafontaine
29 May 2016 @ 01:43 pm
Charlie Lafontaine
31 May 2015 @ 10:59 am
Time for a nice and cosy get-together. Forget all the troubles and enjoy a quiet evening with someone you like. Enjoy!


Charlie Lafontaine
15 July 2012 @ 09:24 pm
Canungra Hotel - Beertime Wednesdays late afternoon

Charlie has found a new place to enjoy a quiet beer and meet new friends. Every Wednesday late afternoon it is beertime in the Canungra Hotel, right in the centre of Canungra in the Gold Coast hinterland. If you want to catch up with Charlie ring ahead and join for a beer.
Current Location: Canungra
Charlie Lafontaine
31 May 2012 @ 10:19 pm
Time just flies when you are having fun. If you happen to be in the neighbourhood at next full moon, join Charlie in the Broadbeach Tavern (Gold Coast Australia) for a little get together....
Current Location: Gold Coast
Charlie Lafontaine
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."
Charlie Lafontaine
01 January 2012 @ 12:29 pm

My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. (Jack Layton - Last letter to Canadians)

Charlie Lafontaine
27 December 2011 @ 06:22 pm
Charlie and his family have recently moved from Melbourne to the Gold Coast. Charlie says goodbye and au revoir to all the lovely friends and playmates he has met during his sixteen years spell in Melbourne. It has been a marvellous time and Charlie would do it all over again, given the chance. The Melbourne Fetish community is one of tremendous depth and size, and will no doubt flourish for many years to come. Charlie will be back for business every now and then. Always in the mood for coffee or lunch :-)

Australia's Gold Coast is not entirely new territory. Charlie lived there sixteen years ago before moving to Melbourne. But things on the Gold Coast have changed dramatically. The population has quadrupled or something. Finding your way in the maze of new roads is a bit of a challenge. And finding new friends to play with is now high on the agenda. If you are in the mood for a chat and like the same hobbies as Charlie has then maybe we should catch up. Charlie holds court in the Broadbeach Tavern every full moon and by arrangement.
Current Location: Gold Coast
Charlie Lafontaine
31 December 2010 @ 11:01 pm

Weblogs? Been there, done that. Facebook? It's full of kids. Twitter? That's so 2006, darling. No, the smart thing to be doing online these days is tumblelogging, which is to weblogs what text messages are to email - short, to the point, and direct.


Charlie Lafontaine
29 July 2010 @ 04:50 pm
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - "That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - "That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me" - "That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - "That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - "That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

Enjoy your day!